Lords And Ladies is a polite name for…

What? The beautiful and alien looking Arum Maculatum, a native of much of northern Europe, lurker of the dark, dappled shady places. This incredibly common plant with its strikingly sculptural flower like spathe, elegant spotted leaves and brilliant scarlet berries unsurprisingly has many common names in the British Isles – and some of them are distinctly suggestive! Here is a short list of local names given to this plant:-

Cuckoo pint, Jack-in-the-pulpit, Devils and angels, Naked boys, Snake’s meat, Cows and bulls, Adders root, Wake robin, and my all time favorite…Willy lily!

The word “pint” in the common name “Cuckoo pint” is considered to be a shortening of the old English word “Pintle”, which refers to a certain portion of a gentleman’s anatomy. For those not familiar with British slang, the word “Willy” in the name “Willy lily” fulfills the same purpose. I absolutely love it that Lords and ladies has been considered a prim Victorian name for the plant, coined by those who couldn’t bear to say the cruder ones. And I love it that there is a counter argument, that if you look at the flower and how it is made you could easily say that calling it Lords and ladies is actually ruder still (If you are innocent of mind, think about human anatomy and what makes the boys different from the girls. What were those Lords and ladies up to?). No matter, these plants are, as my mum would say, “common as muck” and don’t care what you think they look like. I would love to coin a new name for them, but all the best ones seem to have already been taken.

…more in on seagulls love of crunchy snacks

I’m sure that I’m probably the last person in the world to see this news story, but it chimed in so well with my previous post I just can’t resist; anyway, how fantastic is this footage? The nefarious bird looks to me to be a herring gull, so I’d be careful if I were the shopkeeper; it’s the kind of big aggressive gull I wouldn’t risk feeding. But I do love the way it stalks out of the shop very properly, with a real sense of entitlement.

Rubber Duckies…the sequel!

Further to my last post, it would seem that rubber ducks the world over are making desperate bids for freedom, as sixteen hundred of the bath toys made a break for it during an annual charity duck race on the Water of Leith in Scotland.

“The heavy rain meant the currents on the Water of Leith were so strong the ducks shot straight past the event’s 20 volunteer “catchers” on Sunday.

Race co-ordinator Stevi Manning said: ‘We usually lose a dozen or so ducks every year, but we’ve never seen anything on this scale. They just picked up speed and kept going’. Staff at pubs and restaurants in Leith described seeing a “bizarre” parade of ducks passing by.

Steve Legget, bar manager of Cruz on the Shore, said: “It was unbelievable. It looked like there were thousands of them coming down the river and people were trying to get them out from under the bridge.

‘We didn’t have a clue what was going on, but we’ve got a couple of them on show in the bar now.’

The charity duck race has been running between Dean Village and Stockbridge since 1988. Despite the setback, this year’s event raised £2930, which will be split between the Sick Kids Foundation and Lifecare, a care centre built at the former Stockbridge House community centre.”

Source:-Scotsman.com news

Britain prepares for rubber duck invasion

Britain is about to be invaded – by a flotilla of rubber ducks!

For the past 15 years Seattle based Curtis Ebbesmeyer has been tracking nearly 30,000 plastic bath toys, known as Friendly Floatees, that were released into the Pacific Ocean when containers filled with the toys were washed off a cargo ship. The plastic ducks and other creatures have been voyaging en masse around the worlds’ seas and oceans ever since. This charming and surreal incident has proved invaluable to science.

Some of the bath toys, including red beavers, green frogs, blue turtles and the more famous yellow ducks, are expected to reach Britain after a journey of nearly 17,000 miles, having crossed the Arctic Ocean frozen into pack ice, bobbed the length of Greenland and been carried down the eastern seaboard of the United States.

Mr Ebbesmeyer has been tracking them using an ocean surface current model called the Ocean Surface Currents Simulation, created by himself and fellow oceanographer James Ingraham. The mass release of 29,000 objects into the ocean at one time offered significant advantages over the standard method of releasing 500–1000 drift bottles and was a glorious opportunity not to be missed.

Many were stranded as ocean currents took them through the Bering Strait, which divides Alaska from Russia. Mr Ebbesmeyer predicted that they would spend years trapped in the Arctic ice, moving at the rate of one mile a day towards the Atlantic. In 2000, eight years after their journey began, the ducks were reported in the North Atlantic. By now the ducks had been frozen in ice and defrosted, and their yellow colour bleached white by the elements. Sightings in the past two years have been scant, but oceanographers believe that their next port of call is southwest England, southern Ireland and western Scotland.

Simon Boxall, of the National Oceanography Centre in Southampton, said that the ducks offered a great opportunity for climate change research. “They are a nice tracer for what the currents are doing as they travel around the world, and currents are what determines our climate, and cycles of carbon.

“I would ask holidaymakers to keep an eye out, as they might be very few and far between by now. It’s a real adventure story and the plastic should last 100 years, so we hope it will continue.”

Any beachcomber lucky enough to find one of the toys will be able to claim a $100 (£50) reward from the toys’ American distributor, First Years Inc; the ducks have also become collector’s items, changing hands for £500. I think the real value of these miniature plastic adventurers can’t be estimated – to science and as springboards to the imagination, at any rate. More uncomfortably, they also highlight the persistance of plastic in our environment – these harmless toys will be around in the world for as long as the children they were intended for.